Humor

Computer Proverbs

Home is where you hang your @
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
C:\ is the root of all directories.
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
Don't byte off more than you can view.
Virtual reality is its own reward.
Modulation in all things.
A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
There's no place like home.com.
Oh, what a tangled web site we weave when first we practice.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Christmas Carol Quiz

How many of these 10 familiar Christmas songs can you identify?

1. Righteous Darkness
2. Loyal Followers Advance
3. Far Off in a Feeder
4. Array the Corridor
5. Monarchial Triad
6. Nocturnal Noiselessness
7. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
8. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
9. Delight for This Planet
10. Singular Yearning for my Twin Anterior Incisors

Answers: 1. O Holy Night 2. Come All Ye Faithful 3. Away in a Manger 4. Deck the Halls 5. We Three Kings 6. Silent Night 7. Go Tell It on the Mountain 8. What Child is This? 9. Joy to the World 10. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

Signs
re-printed with permission from The Joyful Newsletter

Sign at Covenant Moravian Church in York, PA:

"Psalms Read Here"

The Carpenter

re-printed with permission from The Joyful Newsletter

My nine-year-old asked, "If Jesus knew He was the Son of God, sent here to show us God's plan, why did He need to be trained as a carpenter by Joseph?" Her six-year-old sister answered immediately, " My Sunday school teacher says that everyone can go to Heaven if they really want to. Well, if everyone decides to go, Heaven is going to get crowded. Jesus is gonna have to build on!"